The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 06 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.925 billion Second Best Puppet 06ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 06ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,991 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Nano-legendaries are the current fad sweeping the nation, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 06's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 06 is ranked 281,854^th in the world and 2,633^rd in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 24.34 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.